Our county has a worksheet for a groom & bride to fill out when they're applying for their marriage license. The top of the sheet says 'MAN' with pertinent questions & the bottom says 'WOMAN' with the same questions.
A woman & her fiancee came in today & she picks up a sheet to fill out.
All of the sudden she starts flipping through the blank sheets and gets about 10-12 sheets deep.
She huffs and says:
"All these sheets say 'MAN' on them, don't you have any sheets where a WOMAN can marry a man?"
She wasn't blonde either. Maybe she thought she was in California.