We went to San Antonio to enjoy the Riverwalk yesterday & decided to celebrate Scott's birthday at "Dick's Last Resort" restaurant. For those of you who have never been to a "Dick's" you have to be prepared for rude & obnoxious waiters and poor service... all of which makes the experience at "Dick'" much more memorable... Here are the hats our waiter made for us: Scott: It's my b-day and all I'm gett'n is erectile dysfunction.
Jared: Little Dicks need love too
Dillon: I'm a crappy fisherman but a great master baiter
Madison: I came to S.A. (san antonio) and all I got was my period
Shelly: My thong has skid marks (see our lovely waiter who made these nice hats for us?)
Ingrid: Hot girls fart too